Postal Clerk Pillows

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'I'm sorry ma'am, but this really is too big to mail. '

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Post Office

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Check zombies.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Anything for me?"