Postal Work Pillows

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

The other days of the year...

Snail Mail

The Great Rainbow of China

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"