Postal Work Gifts

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The Great Rainbow of China

"Anything for me?"

The other days of the year...

Snail Mail