Postal Services Gifts

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

Bucket brigade delivery.

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"Okay, maybe not the whole government, but the guy at the third window at the Post Office is definitely out to get me!"

'Not bad, 3mn 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

US Post Office (Junk Mail Division).

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Mailbox of Plenty

'Oh! Sorry, no - I've not been screened to deliver to households with children!'

Did you stick your tongue out? Only to lick a stamp!

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

'Do you hear they fired Jake? He was caught using e-mail.'

'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Books delivered on time are sent to the fiction section.

Royal Mail Privatisation

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

US Postal service faces mail delivery cuts due to lost revenues.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"Huh! I always thought it was just an expression!"

Post box

"Wow! When you said you would get here in a jiffy, you really weren't kidding."

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

"The main difference is that if you mail it first class. . . we actually deliver it!"

Mail and Fee Mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"