Mail Services Gifts

A day at the Sender's house.

This Side Up.

Bunny express,

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'That's a different sort of delivery. If your wife's having a baby, you should be in the delivery room, not the mail room.'

'Reason # 23 for why the Post Office has financial woes.' 'Mail that in one of those boxes where it doesn't matter how much it weighs and put in this brick so we get every last cent's worth out of the service.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.