Mail Services Gifts

A day at the Sender's house.

This Side Up.

Bunny express,

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'That's a different sort of delivery. If your wife's having a baby, you should be in the delivery room, not the mail room.'

'Reason # 23 for why the Post Office has financial woes.' 'Mail that in one of those boxes where it doesn't matter how much it weighs and put in this brick so we get every last cent's worth out of the service.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?