Mail Gifts

Beware of Cynic.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'Ahh bills . . . Have you ever heard the expression, 'kill the messenger'.'

'Good news Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Mail box with mouth!

'And how about when they take the mail and just dump it right into the recycling bin? That's really harsh.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I wondered where the dog had gotten that bone?"

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Cat flap 2

Dog traps the postman.

Parcel mail by sewer.

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

Man getting poked in the eye for peeping into the Post box

'How'd you like to sign up for our online service and convert all your junk mail to spam?'

Santa called but you were out!

Post box saying 'Scab' to woman posting letter.

US Postal - Service unknown.

"It's my hunk-mail"

'So this is what you meant when you said you were 'A man of letters'!'

'My husband retired yesterday.'

Man refusing to accept junk mail.

No Junk Mail

Post box

SOS

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Special Delivery, you say? Out of my way!"

"We should disguise our mail as bills. Because that's the only mail that is never late."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Mail. . . Spam

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

Mail Cat

"Just junk mail."