Mailer Gifts

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Mail's here."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Santa called but you were out!

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Dog traps the postman.

Spam in inbox.

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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