Mail Courier Gifts

"I must inform you that any aggression toward me would be considered an attack on a government employee and that is a federal offense."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Mail's here."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Recalculating!

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.