Mail Courier Gifts

"I must inform you that any aggression toward me would be considered an attack on a government employee and that is a federal offense."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Recalculating!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

The birth of junk mail.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Dog's game

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"