Love Courier Gifts

Modern Cupid

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Real Estate Personals

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'