Love Courier Pillows

Modern Cupid

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Mail's here."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Recalculating!

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Real Estate Personals

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"