Courier Enthusiast Pillows

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Baby Carriers

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

S**t Creek Halt

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'