Courier Pillows

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Door with sign saying 'Pullsh'.

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

The interviews hadn't begun, but Carl was quietly confident

Discreet Shipping

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Beware of the God

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"It's easy to halve your delivery time. Put number three's mail in number one, number seven's mail in number five, and so on."

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

'But I took the day off because you said you were delivering today.'

"Thanks for choosing Quality Courier"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Broken down overnight courier

How's My Walking?

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"It says, 'To deter Porch Pirates, we've thrown your package on your roof'."

"A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy."

"So, tell me of any experience you have that would make you well suited for the job.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"I'm not really competition, I don't deliver messages: I specialize in delivering parcels..."

'Are we expecting a fleet of super-size handcarts?'

Star Courier - A Tough Act to Follow (Tyre is flying off towards car behind).

Recalculating!

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

That side up.