Courtier Pillows

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bailiff."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

COWS: Cow Pong

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Recalculating!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'