Courtier Gifts

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Bailiff."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

COWS: Cow Pong

"I love fast break business success."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Mail's here."

Vivienne Westwood

Basketball

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Medieval headlines.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."