Canine Courtier Gifts

"I'm going to disqualify myself."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Another slander suit!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"I think he's lost."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"It's non-negotiable."

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."