Canine Courtier Gifts

"I'm going to disqualify myself."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Another slander suit!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I think he's lost."

"It's non-negotiable."

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'