Canine Courier Enthusiast Gifts

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog on a plane.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Your bone."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Love by bike

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Modern Cupid

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Good dog!"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Hitching a lift

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."