Cycle Courier Gifts

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The star hunters

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Tour de Frank"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bike Rides

Touring Cyclist

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

You had me at vintage.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Camping.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

The trim reaper