Cycle Commuter Gifts

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I'll be glad when this cycle-to-work craze is over."

Man on bike

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A white collar cow.