Commuters Gifts

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

Darnit, I missed the train...

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'

Car pool

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Bus with no wheel and notice NOWHERE.

I hitched to work...and left early to avoid the traffic.

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

"I don't know about you chaps, but i always get terrible wind after a big Indian lunch."

Subway Stress.

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

Difficulties in transport and solidarity in Cuba

Car traffic

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Distracted on the Elevator.

Dinosaur SUV's

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'There they go, Herb -- the hard-core employed.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'I make it 263 people in that carriage, that beats last week's record.'

'Never mind the rail fare increase. I had to sell my Rolex to buy a meat and potato pie!'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Yeah, I started riding the 6 train for all the awesome trash, and the next thing you know. . ."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'