City Commuter Gifts

Road Closed Just Because We Can

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

"LaGauardia, and hurry - I've got a flight in six hours."

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Beware 4 x 4's.

"Now I understand all that anti-pipeline talk."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Fairy Friday."

'. . .Due to congestion between 59th and 125th streets we have an indefinite delay in our water supply.'

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Parallel Parking Garage

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)