Bicycle Messenger Gifts

"On your left."

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

Ruddy bloggers!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Love by bike

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Flower power.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

Hitching a lift

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Man on bike

Mobile library.

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Tandem with TV on the back.

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Evangelist with tuba

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

'Coming through!'

The Courier Out of hell