Canine Chauffeur Enthusiast Gifts

Bus for Dogs

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Dog on a plane.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Your bone."

Pets on holiday.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Sit!"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Places we've been on a dog

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"