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Bus for Dogs

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'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Dog on a plane.

"Your bone."

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Pets on holiday.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Sit!"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Places we've been on a dog

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A Boat Named Dog

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."