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"Why don't you stick your head out the window like other dogs?"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"You've already been for a walk."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"