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A dog driving a car

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Pets on holiday.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Sit!"

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Places we've been on a dog

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A Boat Named Dog

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"My last dog always too a right there."

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

My other dog is a golden retriever

Quiet, Timid dog - 'That's right, rub it in'

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'