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"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

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"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

Beg here. Pay here.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'