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My other dog is a golden retriever

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Pets on holiday.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Have you gone mad?! Get your head in the car!"

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

'Next time you drive!'

"Mister Bones?!"