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'You don't have to point out the right direction. I have GPS now.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Fido and Fifi

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Pets on holiday.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

The light is green.

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Meditation for dogs

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"My last dog always too a right there."

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'