Doggie Driver Gifts

'You don't have to point out the right direction. I have GPS now.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Fido and Fifi

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Pets on holiday.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

The light is green.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Meditation for dogs

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

"My last dog always too a right there."