Dog Cart Driver Gifts

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Pets on holiday.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Tram Driver

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

The light is green.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Beg here. Pay here.

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"My kind of course."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

My other dog is a golden retriever

'Next time you drive!'

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.