Cart Driver Gifts

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Are we broke yet?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'