Cart Driver Fan Gifts

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Campaign Trail

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Finishing Line

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

Cows on a bus.

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

Two dogs butt drag racing on long stretch of carpet in grandstand.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.