Motoring Fan Gifts

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Heavy meals on wheels

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Tarzan mobile phone

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

The latest range in Muscle cars.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

The headless moped driver

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Automatic transmission is nice, but I still prefer driving a stick.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.