Motoring Fan Mugs

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Heavy meals on wheels

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

The latest range in Muscle cars.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

The headless moped driver

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'