Automotive Fan Mugs

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Cylinder Head

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

I think it's your suspension!

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"