Car Fans Mugs

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I believe you were first.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

The Race

'And this is our basic model.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

On your mark, get set, go!

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.