Motor Fan Gifts

"What old school? This is my life."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Your Future Home.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

People and robots

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Mad cleaning robot.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.