Cart Driver Pillows

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Are we broke yet?'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Better times ahead.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."