Grocery Cart Captain Pillows

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Dad Trophies

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'You're away, Doc!'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

Hot Dog Stand

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Bobsleigh practice.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"My kind of course."

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

'You're paying by check? That will be $8 dollars for the groceries and $15 dollars for the credit report.'

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

DG Yomp and sons...HOTDOGS.

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

"Some good prices in the bulk section, Dear?"

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Golf Cart Punctures

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

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