Grocery Cart Captain Prints

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Dad Trophies

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'You're away, Doc!'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Hot Dog Stand

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Bobsleigh practice.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"My kind of course."

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

'You're paying by check? That will be $8 dollars for the groceries and $15 dollars for the credit report.'

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

DG Yomp and sons...HOTDOGS.

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

"Some good prices in the bulk section, Dear?"

Golf Cart Punctures

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