Grocery Cart Comedian Prints

"Some good prices in the bulk section, Dear?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Yes?'

Low income vampires.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

That was 16 items.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'This could be a new record!'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

Potted meats section.

'Are you over 18 stone?'

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."