Grocery Cart Comedian Mugs

"Some good prices in the bulk section, Dear?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Low income vampires.

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

That was 16 items.

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

'Are you over 18 stone?'

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Potted meats section.