Shopping Cart Captain Pillows

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Sportknitting

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Easy Course

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'This weather's really getting me down, Hen.'

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

DG Yomp and sons...HOTDOGS.

Supermarket traffic lights.

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

the Drill

To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

Look to the future, where it's only a matter of time before,,,We have Sports Utility Shopping Carts

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."