Crafting Captain Pillows

the Drill

Remote control pirate bully

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Sea weed harvest.

Elevator Pitch

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

I love embroidery

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Sew on a sequin!

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Romance on the Yacht