Shopping Cart Enthusiast Pillows

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

Look to the future, where it's only a matter of time before,,,We have Sports Utility Shopping Carts

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Self-Checkout.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."