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"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I might see if they're any cheaper online.'

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

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"This says Hispanic shoppers will spend $12.8 billion on e-commerce purchases this year."

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"You never said online shopping could be this fun!"

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Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Purchases are now accessed via a paywall."

"I've noticed a pattern. Whenever she gets on that thing, a package soon arrives at the door. If we figure out how it works, we'll eat like kings."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

Internet pharmacy.

"I don't understand this... Nobody wants to buy my car on eBay, but I got 14 bids for my tie..."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

I don't care what kind of deals you're getting --- there's no such thing as pillaging online!

Let's go inside. And remember: Your internet shopping habits won't help you here. Mall. Huh? What're you wearing? You look ridiculous. It's nothing. Let's head into Target. It's a midweek sale. If we get separated, I'll bring you a medic. Uh, okay. Medic? In-person shopping melee! Medic. Soft-underbellied e-commerc shopper in aisle two! Where am I? Can I return to my homepage?

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

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"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

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