E-shop Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

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We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

Drones

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"