Shopping Cart Navigator Pillows

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Made in China.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"Oh shut up."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Pick a direction.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

The gold price chart.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Easy Course

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

Supermarket Traffic

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Hard to Reach Books.

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance

Supermarket traffic lights.

God at the shopping mall...

Information pathways

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

Cutbacks at the top increased middle management pressure leading to flow chart blow out at the bottom.

"They were such good executives that I couldn't bear to let them go completely."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'