Supermarket Navigator Pillows

Time sure flies by.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"I don't need a basket, I came here for one item."

'Has anybody seen Grandad?'

Supermarket Traffic

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Made in China.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Aisle of Milk & Honey

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'