Supermarket Navigation Pillows

Supermarket aisles in relation to health.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Till malfunction

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Freeways in the Supermarket

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'